This picture of Transport minister Chibuike Amaechi and Kano former
governor Rabiu Kwankwaso has generated a lot of captions but I think
this one I found on Facebook best fits in:
Amaechi: *counting with fingers* These are the number of votes APC got in my polling unit...
Kwankwaso: Ehen?
Amaechi: ...Ten
Kwankwaso: You mean 10 LGAs?
Amaechi: No. Ten.
Kwankwaso: Ohhh, Ten wards? Cheer up. Sometimes, minor disappointments can---
Amaechi: *cuts in* No, I mean ten.
Kwankwaso: Oooh, I get. You mean you scored 10 times more votes than PDP, right?
Amaechi: No. As in... Ten.
Kwankwaso: Damn! Anyways, Wike is the governor, so PDP taking first place isn't out of the ordinary. Atleast, we still finished 2nd place at your polling unit, so I guess it isn't all that bad.
Amaechi: Actually, we finished 3rd...
Kwankwaso: So, who finished 2nd?
Amaechi: There were 26 voided votes, so "Invalid" came 2nd.
Kwankwaso: BLOOD OF GOD!!!
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