Wednesday, 23 March 2016

Is This What Amaechi And Kwankwanso Were Discussing In This Viral Picture?


 This picture of Transport minister Chibuike Amaechi and Kano former governor Rabiu Kwankwaso has generated a lot of captions but I think this one I found on Facebook best fits in:
Amaechi: *counting with fingers* These are the number of votes APC got in my polling unit...

Kwankwaso: Ehen?

Amaechi: ...Ten

Kwankwaso: You mean 10 LGAs?

Amaechi: No. Ten.

Kwankwaso: Ohhh, Ten wards? Cheer up. Sometimes, minor disappointments can---

Amaechi: *cuts in* No, I mean ten.

Kwankwaso: Oooh, I get. You mean you scored 10 times more votes than PDP, right?

Amaechi: No. As in... Ten.

Kwankwaso: Damn! Anyways, Wike is the governor, so PDP taking first place isn't out of the ordinary. Atleast, we still finished 2nd place at your polling unit, so I guess it isn't all that bad.

Amaechi: Actually, we finished 3rd...

Kwankwaso: So, who finished 2nd?

Amaechi: There were 26 voided votes, so "Invalid" came 2nd.

Kwankwaso: BLOOD OF GOD!!!

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